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T3A 4life | Boise State University

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"If you're cool, it's Dee-Money. If you're not, then it's just Delaney." 😂😂😂😂

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Y’all, my Twitter was hacked. Please don’t open any messages from me!!!!!!! 🆘🆘

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If I could get through one episode of This is Us without crying, it would be a miracle!

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I cry every time I watch Interstellar. Watching Matthew McConaughey break down gets me every time 😭😭

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@mnm96_ just made me laugh so hard I drooled. Haha #TrueFriendship

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This was supposed to be one of the most exciting weeks of my life so far. It’s off to a terrible start.

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This would have been my first birthday I’d be able to spend with my family since I started college. Instead, I’ll be spending it with friends since my family chose today to fall apart.

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I’ll be spending my birthday catching up on American Idol and studying. #FinalsWeek

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At this point, I don’t even feel like celebrating. I’m just ready to graduate and move on with my life.

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I always end up on my parents’ shit list right before something big in my life is supposed to happen.

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My house has air conditioning, I’m just too cheap to turn it on. 😂

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I told my mom I’d pick her up from the airport tonight to help her out, but I really only agreed so I could crash at their air conditioned house. 😂 my house is already way too hot inside.

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It’s official, I’m addicted. I need to attend a Cafe Rio Anonymous meeting, pronto.

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When your mom doesn’t answer your call so you text her and ask what she’s doing then she FaceTimes me from a huge concert in Vegas 😂🤙🏻

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I just tried to leave my house to get lunch and there were 2 birds and some wasps flying outside my door and I just turned and went back inside 😂

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@maecyelise5 I have both of my daith piercings and they really do work! It’s kinda crazy!

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I should have been asleep 2 hours ago. I should have also done a boat load of homework. Instead, all I’ve done is binge watch.

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The worst thing I could have done was start a new series so close to the end of the semester. 🙃

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How my dad says goodnight to me and my sister: “later, bitches.”

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We’re all laughing so hard cuz my dad said my mom smells like potatoes and my mom says “I just peed a little.” 😂

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My mom and I got spray tans today and when we got home, she sat down next to my dad and all he says is “eww you smell like potatoes.” 😂