Delaney Lansky

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Looking 16 as a 25 yo is fine until another 20something individual talks to me like I’m 16. Now I want to fight you and you think it’s illegal to hit me back so good luck bud

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have never wanted a “partner in crime” have always just wanted a “partner in errands” - just come to CVS w me, we don’t have to rob it

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

I may be depressed but once the tired phase is over I’m about to be the funniest mf around so that’s something to look forward to

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

I’m slowly finding out that I’ll never have a big butt without also having a big belly this shit wack

[Memphis’s Prince of Darkness @Bladeisspooky]

Not only am I built different. I’m built wrong. Like an IKEA bed.

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Idk why everyone’s getting veneers some of y’all don’t need them. Out here looking like a 64 yo retired car salesman, relax

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Everybody asks about how badly tattoos hurt to get but what you should really be worried about is how annoying and itchy the healing process is😤

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

I think my goal in life is to have the same energy as Mac miller

[angela @angeOdinsdottir]

how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going

[✊🏾🖤 @_underratedaf]

Whether you were in High School, College, or Middle School during this period, we all can say with confidence that the Travis Porter Era was monumental. NO Party or Club was safe from them.

A Thread:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

how i dress in my room vs when i go out

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Idk who needs to hear this but your gums don’t bleed everytime you floss BECAUSE of the floss, they bleed every time you floss because you only do it once a year before you go to the dentist

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Driving to the airport is the fucking worst why don’t they tell you that in school?

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

As far as I know, none of my friends got arrested last night so a big happy new year for that!

[Nikki @TheNikkiRosa]

“I like a girl who’s lowkey”

-a man who’s in everyone’s face

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Seth Rogans passion for pottery genuinely makes me happy lol

[Delaney Lansky @delaneylansky]

Sometimes I wish tattoos could move. The motion picture on my skin would be dope

[SINA SNOW @yungk0ala]

my fav christmas story of all time: