pros about my crush:
-he’s bigger than me
-taller than me
-and he’s older than me
-and stronger than me
-and his arms are a little bit longer than me
cons about my crush:
-he ain’t on a JB song with me 😩😩😩
Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets
they did the mash
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they did the monster mash
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the monster mash
🤚
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it was a graveyard smash
😭
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