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she's a good girl, she feels so good // 27 ♐️

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Getting drunk on a Sunday so it doesn’t feel like tomorrow is Monday

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

My most emotionally sterile opinion is that I find it really reddit and unbecoming to be overly concerned when a dog dies in a movie

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[Nes @lonelinessdfind]

Spent the whole day in a great mood thinking I had tomorrow off and I just checked my schedule I work at 7:30 AM

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[rob @subwaybae]

For a second I thought Shawn Mendes turned up the heat on these hoes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[the ACPs biggest hater @Novanamix]

Why are so many women scared of washing their hair more often

[pris @pwiscila]

Just got incredibly anxious about my future right before bed

[TraphouseJodeci @Ye_Ali]

If u eat gas station food there’s no need to fear the produce virus. U already immune

[M∆TTHEW BITTS 🛸 @MatthewBitts]

This is on par with that one Nicholas Hoult picture honestly Jesus Christ

[mari @blythsdaya]

everytime you’re having a good day here comes the batman 2 getting delayed

[turbomander @turbomander]

boy i sure do hope this thing that has made me upset every single time doesn’t make me upset this time

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

after that third pimple patch u just gotta stay home twin

[Seth @holzawn]

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