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please don’t play w the witch. she is fragile

[re: emma @evemmore]

broke, addicted to heroin, stealing from old peoples homes, child died of neglect…. But he was using his purple shampoo

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who did this

[Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive]

Love and Mercy, Jimmy Buffett

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[Melanie Young 🔧 @FreewheelinMY]

Joan Baez and Bob Dylan perform Jimmy Buffett’s song “A Pirate Looks at Forty” during Peace Sunday at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California in 1982.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i neeeeddddd to know what pills she’s on

[ꨄ︎ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა 🦌 @shehasaudacityy]

@SaeedDiCaprio BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER THAT I KNOW YOU CANT AFFROD BITE THAT TATTOO ON YOUR SHOULDER

[anakin @Trashtie]

@artwithinpod the blueprint

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

One thing we cannot lose sight of is this picture of Harrison Ford in a kitchen in the late ’70s

[mateo🫀 @melofknblonde]

aged horribly

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

not now grimes

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

[junior miss little italy @claybaebae]

The coast guard rn

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Word of advice about this—if you like a candidate do not pose in front of their name for an article about how you’re engaged in distributing monkey torture videos

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Do you think they’re playing Never Have I Ever in the submarine rn

[ColleenJean @ColleenJeanEDM]

@fiImgal Lmaooooo

[culture @notgwendalupe]

since 'Camp Rock' premiered 15 years ago, here's a thread of it being the most unserious franchise ever: