Delanithefirst

Agnostic, leaning toward Atheism, hoping for Reincarnation🤷🏼‍♀️. If you don’t agree with me, that’s OK. It’s your RIGHT to be WRONG🧐

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@WajahatAli DO THIS…

While SCREECHING “I’m quadruple VAXXED, and I’m shedding like crazy!”

If they’re antiVAXXers, watch them run in terror😱😈😈😈😈

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

The man woke up in total darkness. The stench of ammonia filled the air and distant screams were the only noise. As he adjusted he saw the only light was from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulphurous ocean.

A sudden bolt of lightning revealed Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other..

“What's this?” cried the politician. “Where's the hotel? Where's my wife? Where's the minibar, the golf courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and sunshine?”

"Ah", said Satan. “Yesterday we were campaigning. But today, you voted.”

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump vows to give long July 4 address even if it is 107 degrees.

(Note: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe all died on the 4th of July.)

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@Mollyploofkins Yes please! Yes please! Yes please!

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@BlueWizard777 @histories_arch Who. The. Fuck. Are. You?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WOW, this is one of the most creative videos shredding trump and his cabal, with a song that slaps and hilarious visuals.

ENJOY!

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@Dominic21958359 @drkeithsiau https://t.co/z5J8rmnpbY

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@fairiehaze Definitely licorice. This is my tongue after. My poop this color for DAYS after!🤤🤣🤣🤭

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@Bun_E_Kirwin @drkeithsiau https://t.co/z5J8rmnpbY

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@fairiehaze Definitely licorice. This is my tongue after. My poop this color for DAYS after!🤤🤣🤣🤭

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@fairiehaze Definitely licorice. This is my tongue after. My poop this color for DAYS after!🤤🤣🤣🤭

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@mariana057 I agree!
I think a more important question is why don't they make sugar-free Sherbet available in regular grocery stores anywhere, in any flavor??

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@MightyTinyQuinn @hell_line0 Tell us you don't know what a colostomy bag is without opening your yap

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@buckscountytax @Suzierizzo1 Regularly take L lysine to help you prevent flares, especially if you eat a lot of nuts containing L arginine. Definitely do not take L arginine as a supplement, because it increases flares of all forms of herpes Related virus

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@pandaherogames @histories_arch Tell us you didn't read the post you are responding to🧐

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@smokindaddy20 @DefiantLs So is ours

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@DefiantLs I bet you Canada will let you stay! 💖And it's a lot closer to Seattle!

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@8WithaTiara I bought one of these for my 4 foot 11 Friend. Her wife drives everywhere, she doesn't. But she told me that this saved her life on many a trip that they have been on🥰😂

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@FLShawn1 @DougWahl1 @RihannaTeixiera You were NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@pooroldbird @drkeithsiau I'm always trying to massage mine out!

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

@No_Mo_Diversity @DougWahl1 Blocked and reported

[Delanithefirst @delanithefirst]

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[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.