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@elonmusk Make the world a better place and more people will have children.

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@chrissywhite71 Not his first rodeo

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This looks exactly like the guy who would shit on your head

#VinceMcMahon #WWERoyalRumble #WWE #RoyalRumble

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@bmorotti22 @corygfitness Exactly the point. We need a son of a bitch as our coach.

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@TheBullrush @CJ1two Dallan Hayden is a game changer. Maybe we'll get to see him someday.

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@MGoJDBlue He would have 12 yards in this game.

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@BlottoE125225 @10TV We refuse to watch Ohio State football until they hire a trans coach.

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@Chrisco420 Nah that will be one of the least ridiculous things these jurors hear by the time this trial is over.

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@yeahdatsthem @MrFunSize5_5 @meghanncuniff So is the jury.

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@shannonsharpeee Well done by the defense attorney but he missed an opportunity for a slam dunk when the witness said he didn't know what gang sign it was. He should have asked how he knew it was a gang sign then. If he doesn't know what the sign meant, he doesn't know what type of sign it is!

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@shannonsharpeee The fact that this case is even happening doesn't bode well for our society. It is all downhill from here. These prosecutors should be ashamed of themselves.

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@Reedsrebels17 @614EditzDSGN @Kevin_Noon @AirNoland_ It's true. We hear it all the time. Many families are concerned the dead doctor will come back to life and molest their children.

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@Shayor19 @CreepyOrg It would be allowed here. Nothing illegal about owning armored vehicles and guns.

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@JaysonSpaceRock @Akademiks Who gets to define what lyrics mean? The artist? Prosecutors? Or do they mean something different to everyone?

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@trumpet_boss @Shayor19 @shannonsharpeee Nah it's smart. He doesn't need jurors to believe that is what it means. He needs them to realize that lyrics can be interpreted differently.

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@king_moodyy @AlphaKabin4 @shannonsharpeee He isn't being fair if the prosecution already opened with a PowerPoint.

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@TwoPeacockProd @meghanncuniff That's a government attorney, so she probably doesn't even know the law, let alone basic English.

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@dom_lucre Dom would love this if they were 10.

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@cavsballa It's rough