delayna

housewife shit on a friends-with-benefits pay

[delayna @delaynais]

dog skin too stretchy

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

[bunny @fadedbunny]

to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

ill block a bitch on ABCmouse

[⋆˚࿔ tofu˚⋆✮ @tofuriin]

I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EARS

[m @skitzocat]

computa pls don't do this to me

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[Swizzle @SwizzleSizzles]

oh my fucking god bro if Hitler killed himself today you’d have people feeling bad

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[frap @frapposting]

some guy: wouldnt it be great if we planted trees that STINK all around our walkable city? yeah the trees REEK of CUM, cant walk anywhere near them without getting hit with the smell. Ok, now put 5 on every city block. Make sure Americans cant walk 10 feet without smelling cum.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight

[. @madhub4la]

death to every rapist and rape apologist

[Stanz @NathanStanz]

When Ludwig told the man his name was pussy burger

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

apple bottom bald.
boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald

[Patrick @audiohymn]

I do not look like any celebrities. I do not look like anybody that's ever lived. My parents found me in a field