laynie

memes, video games, and bad health

[𝖄𝖆𝖈𝕶𝖊𝖙𝖆 😵‍💫 @estaputajackie]

um.. obviously bc he was waiting to get served. y’all didn’t even take dude’s order??

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

:(

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i bit the fuckin apple i’m surrounded by some snakes

[Director @tayallard]

we must replace ellen with jojo siwa

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Got alcohol delivered and when the guy scanned my ID he said "this expired like a week ago," and I really didn't know how to respond to that so my dumb ass went "ok well I'm still me"

[laynie @delayniemarie]

@alexiiadivine goofy

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

that’s enough i’m stepping in

[hafsa @heavybagofbones]

i’m tried of shows based around high school can we get coming of age 20 something shit...i wanna see a bitches card get declined at trader joe’s

[εмιℓy 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @emixsoliz]

I just heard a mother on tik tok say "my kids didn't ask to be born I made the decision to have children. They dont owe me anything and I owe them a good life" and wow that's powerful!

[laynie @delayniemarie]

i told my professor that my grandma died and i had to go to her funeral.. she said “you can’t miss the test” LMFAOO

[laynie @delayniemarie]

life is not worth all of the fucking hurt it brings.

[laynie @delayniemarie]

max from catfish has major daddy energy

[laynie @delayniemarie]

sometimes i just really wanna beat a dude up >:(

[jordan @massamjordan]

goodnight

[laynie @delayniemarie]

@Sarahmarie3750 come to south carolina :) you’ll have me and my fam

[laynie @delayniemarie]

tonight i dropped my phone in the toilet for the second time.. ily iphone11