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you finished or you done?

[D @delaynuh]

I love my best friend lol one time I was like “I hate Tommy Chong!” And she said “you mean Bobby Lee??” That’s exactly who I meant.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[D @delaynuh]

Another patron in the uber just shared his Cheetos 🤙🏽

[D @delaynuh]

Dude, Facebook marketplace… I understand why my ex was tweaking on this shit for hours

[D @delaynuh]

“She’s not biased. She’s racist.” 😗

[D @delaynuh]

My mom was telling me I should have a kid. Bro I’ve had pets before. No thanks.

[D @delaynuh]

“You guys are not practicing CPR correctly, you didn’t break any of his ribs!”

[D @delaynuh]

Minor inconvenience? I think I’ll abuse some substances to cope

[D @delaynuh]

Practice in the mirror and then manipulate me bro you suck

[D @delaynuh]

Practicing self discipline extra hard today (it sucks)

[D @delaynuh]

You piece of bitch

[D @delaynuh]

When my best friend and I tell each other we’re “going to the range” it has 2 completely different meanings depending on who said it

[D @delaynuh]

Just heard spiderhead by cage the elephant again and remembered being 17 and shroomed tf out

[D @delaynuh]

I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauce you could never understand

[D @delaynuh]

Somebody come change my diaper 😞

[D @delaynuh]

Am I high? Did I just fuck up my brows?

[D @delaynuh]

Not even an hour in Hawaii & I already got invited to a concert tomorrow night 🥰

[D @delaynuh]

I love free drinks :)

[drew @hydratedangel]

watching my door dasher on the lil map get closer to my house