Derek Trotter

International importer / exporter, based in south London. Works for Trotters Independent Traders PLC, with brother Rodney Trotter.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

That man is at the front of new technological frontiers. He's got a Queen's Award for industry plaque and all.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

Shut up you saucy old git.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

It's not the parents who are the winners Rodders... it's the kids.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

It's one of his favourites that is. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

It's a love story and a who done it!

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

You don't have to be frightened of the Great Ramondo no more - Del Boy is here.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

All that carrot and cabbage cobblers, no wonder you're depressed.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

What d'you mean 'a bit late?' You said it was open twenty four hours a day.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

You're coming through louder than a CB. Rubber duck.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

Yeah, well, the trouble with you, Rodney, is that you will insist on thinking!

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

There's a million quids worth of gold out there - our gold. We can't just say 'bonjour' to it.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

A man needs a bit of fat and stodge to solid things up. Any doctor'll tell you that.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

Oi, what d'you mean your hand went through straight through the bodywork?

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

You know this car's a GTI. If you rearrange the number plates then you got yourself a personalised number plate.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

Oh yeah? Then after lunch I'll go out and find Shergar!

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

It's a baby, Raquel.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

You can't get dolls with names like that.

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

I’ve heard your line of patter my son. If they don’t know Adam Ant’s birthday or the Chelsea result it’s goodnight Vienna, innit?

[Derek Trotter @delboydaily]

Ever since you went vegetarian you've become a right miserable git.