cj

eldest of three, wonders why Safari redirects to @500 and not @home

[cj @delcj]

@Aztectomb @LeahLitman @melissagira @newrepublic or Adam and Steve

[cj @delcj]

recently i wanted to tell someone on here that i liked the cut of their jib but i refrained bc they might think i want to set the ramming orcas on them. it's tough sometimes knowing where words come from.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

FOX MULDER: Over 20 reported killer whale attacks in the month of May. The whales worked in tandem. Do you know what this means, Scully?

DANA SCULLY: No.

FOX MULDER: The attacks were orca-strated. Scully? Did you hear me? They were or-

DANA SCULLY: I’ll be in the car, Mulder.

[cj @delcj]

when i saw the OP's tweet, i was like, damn how old is this chiyuld who thinks Big is prince charming? oh well she shall soon be disabused of that notion if she's lucky

[⊹˙elizabeta꧂ @elizadimitria]

id be damned to have to deal with this kind of man at 33

[cj @delcj]

@MellamoJeffee @depthsofwiki if it's gay Chinese porn, maybe he'd be OK with that.

[cj @delcj]

so he was pwned by not one but two Gretas

[cj @delcj]

https://t.co/etSzso1mtT says it cannot capture the info in my photo of my ID and to "please retake process. . . ." at this rate i am never going to be registered bc i do not know how to take a photo that will meet its standards.

[cj @delcj]

now maybe an eternally relevant question

[daisy han @kdramadaisy]

it's time to bring back this legendary meme

[cj @delcj]

the first time i watched this, i forgot to turn the sound on but found it hilarious nonetheless. then i watched it with sound on and its true greatness was revealed to me.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

WELCOME TO THE METAVERSE

[cj @delcj]

psychiatry but make it joseon

[Viu Philippines @Viu_PH]

Doc, pa check naman ng puso ko baka nahulog na sayo 🙈❤️

[cj @delcj]

twitter seems broken right now. i had to log in and go to tweetdeck to be able see anything but that poodle. oh well maybe i'm better off this way.

[cj @delcj]

i regret i have but one vote to give for my president because Ka Leody is such a mensch. 🍧

[Ka Leody de Guzman @LeodyManggagawa]

Masarap ang halohalo dito sa South Cotabato pero di singmahal nung halohalo sa Manila Pen. Ano bang kaguluhan dun ngayon?

[cj @delcj]

at first i read part of the caption as "WATERED DOWN" and was like what? their relationship is ULTRA UNDILUTED like my love for them both, OK

[WEBTOON @webtoonofficial]

*SPOILERS* The way their relationship has been WATERED 🌊 AND GROWN 🌱 Hurts to remember how single we are 🥲

If you haven't had your fill of #Romance101 yet now's your chance to catch up. #WEBTOON

➡️ https://t.co/ikQUsNMVNo

[cj @delcj]

it's been a while but to this day i bless the .@lazadaph delivery couple who managed to deliver my item after i ran away from them to catch my dog who escaped when i opened the gate.

[cj @delcj]

@TwitterPH https://t.co/UQeATSgD3E @zacktabudlo

[cj @delcj]

@thisisshih i really thought the photo that goes with the article was a painting. the colors are awesome.

[cj @delcj]

@vickjulie thank you for replying to my random question! i agreed with the terms but thought i was missing part of the joke when the Agree video URL was unavailable.

[cj @delcj]

@olgakhazan twitter hid that one bearded Paul reply as possible "offensive content" so twitter seems to agree with you on this.

[cj @delcj]

@Squidballs @imzephanie i'm impressed that you have your own recommendations hashtag and it is a punny one. and now i wish i knew Zephanie songs so i could recommend some.

[cj @delcj]

@vickjulie what was the Agree video before it was unlinked from the piece? if you don't mind me asking.