DELCO Hut

Slingin’ the world’s best pie since 2018!
Big Joe Balls, Proprietor

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@CrossingBroad A @dominos pizza and that guys face look the same after the pizza slicer incident. I can’t tell which is which to be honest. #SlopHouse

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Excuse my absence. Had to go away for a while after some JO made a big stink over me refusing him an extra ketchup packet. #WontSeeHimNoMore

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I’ll take an @ElliosPizza over that bullshit they’re slinging at @PapaJohns

After they kicked out Papa they should’ve mad me the face man.

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@barstoolsports Try to pull this horseshit in my shop and you’re leaving with a pepperoni stick up your ass, a few knuckle sandwiches and a beat down salad to go!!

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Our cook is feeling feverish but he’s not going nowhere. You’ll just have to eat our food with a mask on. #CheapLabor

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If you aren’t going to share your marijuana with my employees then it’s strictly prohibited at my pizza place. Bottom line.

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Since my restaurant is rarely crowded, this place is considered a safe haven from the corona virus.

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@86theveggies Welcome back. Feel free to stop by the shop for a free half slice. Top it with your own chalkers.

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Don’t let the neon fool ya. It says ‘lunch buffet’ (stole that sign too) but a ‘buffet’ here consists of you buying a bunch of shit and laying it out on the table for the people in your party to pick at. #DontBullshitMeIBullshitYou

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Got some signage work done. Took a while to steal all those letters, but the boys got it done.

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If any candidate wants to stop by the shop I’ll give them a free order of small fries AND a free ketchup packet. #NoBS

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Pro Tip: Our ‘famous sriracha sauce’ is no frills ketchup mixed with no frills hot sauce. #BelieveIt

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Because of this virus outbreak I’m going to make it mandatory for all employees to wash their hands for the time being. #LooseyGoosey

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‘Good til it’s green’ is what I say.

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Expiration dates are only a number. #FoodForThought

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Listen, if you don’t like the low pay and unbearable conditions, then maybe this pizza shop isn’t for you. #NuffSaid

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Holiday pricing is back! Walk up to our counter and say ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ (Except if Rachel is working - you’ve been warned) and you receive an automatic 15 cents off your order!
#GiftThatKeepsOnGiving

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Busting out the special turkey pizza this wkend. Its like our reg plain but cranberry sauce is mixed in with the marinara and topped with mozz and turkey. We also use @MagicianGary stuffing dough he concocted. You’re welcome.

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@stoolpresidente Cash only joint and nothing above $20 bills will be accepted. You just have to walk in and order. No calling ahead. We don’t take calls and I haven’t paid my phone bill in months anyway. Just ask @backdock

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@stoolpresidente when are you stopping by to do a review at my slophouse? I’ll give you a free slice but that’s all, pal.