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[dylan @sp1derg1rl]

whole house playing in a flickermans face

[saph @unchld]

new minecraft dimension thats pink with a little bunny

[sheee @s0nsuzzz]

"you are the fond object of my affection and my desire" DON'T EVEN JOKE LAD

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[ً @poutyfacebunny]

finishing a movie and immediately going on tiktok to consume every edit made about it

[fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[Sin_citiotrofoblasto @carla_mdeoca]

Yo en la materia más importante de mi carrera

[Paige @_samepaige_]

I AM IN AWE HOLY SHIT. Take em straight to the finale my god
#dwts

[b star martini @nefesalsiktiret]

0 fotojenik olan kizlarin korkulu ruyasi

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

Pls god pick up this book before you see the movie or at least understand that Haymitch getting a Noah track is like getting windmill dunked on while you’re down 50 points

[eme °•*. @repustan]

Como la miraba cuando tenía el corte de carlitos balá por dios lo enamorado que estaba

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[Hades Wick 🕯️ (scandalabra pilled) @daisukejuarezmw]

how it genuinely feels to be home alone when youre paranoid as fuck

[maria ✮⋆˙ @howells6y]

*in the middle of sex*

let me check twitter for hard launch tour spoilers

[beca! @sourlysirius]

yo: fred basta!! fred si no la cortas le digo al profe lupin!! profe lupiiin fred me esta molestandooo

[𝔎𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔶 🇦🇷☀️ @tufascinacion]

yo si iba a hogwarts: ay freeeeed boludooooo devolveme la cartucheraaaa malooo

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

i had to illustrate this

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

six seven can be unfunny but i do find it funny when the number is said and a bunch of grown people in the room just quietly do the hand motion without even changing their neutral expression like the koopas when the bg music goes "bah bah!"