Village Squirtleneck Stripper

he/him | Turtleneck and Baja Blast enthusiast | Tweets represent my opinions and no one else’s | 🏳️‍🌈 | Gamer extraordinaire

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Wait... so you mean to tell me that the problem with this country is... the guns?? WOW I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!!

But really tho, if anyone ever says it’s because of anything but guns, show them this article ⬇️⬇️

https://t.co/nXgZDBRxPD

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Alright… this is my signal to leave.

Also, no one is forcing pronouns on anyone. They’re asking you kindly, and just like every other human interaction, if you turn down an easy ask for no good reason, you suffer the consequences of being a dick.

Bye Twitter. I’ll miss you.

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@ThatGuyTristan Given that I’ve been liking a fair amount of your tweets lately, I’m kinda having an identity crisis from this tweet 😂

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The House just passed an $858,000,000,000 defense bill and not a single person, nor the media, asked “how are we going to pay for it?”

When it’s time fund programs that help poor people, we hear that question from Dems, the GOP, & pundits in the corporate media.

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

“The rich are continuing to be among the cheapest”
- Deb JJ Lee

What a timeless quote. Bravo @jdebbiel

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Artist turns down $3,000 Fortnite job offer, calls it 'hilarious': https://t.co/WjfrKspQOg

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

MATT TURNER #USA

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@ThatGuyTristan Look I don’t want this pain to last, so im Ghana rip the band aid off… it is so 😢

[Dr Dale Whelehan @DrDaleford]

🙌 THE 4 DAY WORK WEEK HAS HIT IRELAND WITH ASTONISHING RESULTS. 🙌

The Irish Findings are as follows:
• 100% of the companies involved are continuing with the 4-Day work week ➡
• 85% of companies which reported data on revenue reported growth in revenue 📈 (1/X)

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@DragonairTTV I will say this. This person has done their research and the math checks out 😂

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@AlexNorimaki @GordonRamsay Yo Alex you should really tag this NSFW. That is some damn good looking steak

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

How come the last 10% of a toothpaste tube last just as long as the first 90%? Like how is that possible

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@JoMo5760 As someone who grew up around Chicago, I completely relate. As soon as you leave the city, you are surrounded by hardcore conservatives.

Also, doesn’t “per capita” mean per person? So the number of people per capita would always be… 1?

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Ya know what, Kyrie, I’m gonna say it: the holocaust AND slavery were bad. I know I know, hot take

[James Herbert @outsidethenba]

question: are you surprised that you did hurt people?

kyrie irving: “yeah i think i can ask a better question: where were you when i was a kid finding out that 300 million of my ancestors were buried in America?”

later he said: “i’m not here to compare anyone’s atrocities.”

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Sierra is currently upset that she ate vegetables today and no one complimented her for doing and honestly it’s kind of a mood

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@ThatGuyTristan I thought this was the fire stone. I was about to use this to see if my cat could become Flameon

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@king_rrillo

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Justin Tucker is a system kicker. Any kicker in the Ravens system would have his same production.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Dying at Justin Tucker's interview describing the process of a field goal including the terms "game winning hold" and "system kicker"

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@blizzb3ar Nah blizz the 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 belongs to you mate. Continue to be a leader! 👏🏼🙌🏻

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

@blizzb3ar has hosted a opening and explorative twitch stream and discord for so long and helped me find out more about myself. Not only should he be celebrated as a streamer, but as an activist too. A 🧵

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Blizz has been not only accessible, but accountable too. Even when he is not 100% perfect (no one is), he recognizes his missteps and works to correct them. Even for those outside the LBGTQIA+ community, he is entertaining and engaging. 10/10 would recommend. End 🧵

[Village Squirtleneck Stripper @delftdad]

Blizz helped me recognize that I was in fact bi, and that I was not defined by what other thought of me, but instead my own internal thoughts and decisions.