caitlin

tupac is alive

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sign this

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I know this says a lot about me but I always get this man doing interpretive dance with squirrel fingers on tiktok live and I’m a huge fan???

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@g00sewillis

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how did I now just get into abbott elementary??

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@g00sewillis happy to announce I have caught up, but now sad I have to wait for more episodes

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I realize this has two meanings and my basic ass meant the Netflix show and yeah I harassed my patients into trying to watch it

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friends from college didn’t deserve to be cancelled and I’ve been telling my patients that as well

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@farrantjohn it’s morbin time

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I had a client under the age of 18 ask if I had any issues when music “transformed from old shit like CD’s to Spotify” so I’m just gonna bury myself alive since I appear that fucking ancient

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@toooothfunky2th “You’ll sleep with the fishes” aka lion’s mane mushroom

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I saw a tiktok of someone asking how to buy a bike in a target/walmart and I just realized I have no clue myself. like do you ride it to the register and then to your car?

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@farrantjohn aka just my cats matter fur dyed green

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coke nail but make it for tasting sauces

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@farrantjohn I can make it festive by doing a grinch themed nail during the holidays

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I have been waiting for another kate bush revolution and I’m so happy it’s finally here

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@ecareyo you’re schvitzing doll

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I’m taking back my power by posting this terrible 5th grade photo. also, which friend allowed me to get away with this?

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@drrrewww no new prospects I just miss sherlock

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might fuck around and become a squirrel mom again

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@farrantjohn couldn’t even finish it

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@JerseyPride96 I ended up in the lane. It’s like kean doesn’t want to let us go

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to whomever proposed that exits 138-140 needed THREE exit lanes and leave only two for the parkway - you are the absolute worst and I wish you nothing but tragedy