rusty shackleford

I call you big papa because you like it when I do that.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Raise the stoke of those around you

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

@DeShark10 Twitter ain’t the same

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

@popopananny GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

DA FUCKIN BEARS

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I’m here to kick ass and eat ass… and I’m all out of ass

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

We gotta start posting stats on these refs throwing games

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Scooby is the doo that ruts the row

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JMartEnthusiast]

Can we please just give Josh Naylor steroids

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Wife and I just went undefeated at quiplash.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

This bad boy just won my fantasy match up

[MLB @MLB]

A quick two-run lead courtesy of Teoscar Hernández.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I’m allowed to swallow one zyn as a treat.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Ready to win 4 Tickets to Charley Crockett on July 2nd?: https://t.co/5mUcnfRjhy

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Hackers just dropped the hardest AI music video of all time. 😂😂

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

3 likes on that bad boy. We are so back.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Wife once again said I have to do all my chores or I can’t watch football tomorrow. This house is a prison.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

Wife once again said I have to do all my chores or I can’t watch football tomorrow. This house is a prison.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

You call it an 8 hour shift. I call it a tolerance break.

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I’m so delta-8 you’re so delta-late

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I eat way too much right before bed to be depressed.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I just feel like I never got to really participate in the monopoly McDonald’s colab thing they did when I was a kid :(

[rusty shackleford @delicatecaleb]

I cannot fathom wearing little fingerless gloves to the gym