depressive goblin nightmare girl

Corp content writer‚ em dash enthusiast. My tweets do not reflect my employer's beliefs.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I guarantee you can’t guess how this video ends �

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

When people ask me why I didn't become a school teacher.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

@ValhallanHQ 🥴

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“We just think the term “killer whale” is offensive, and what we’re doing here is—we’re coming together, we’re taking the name back. We’re taking away its power”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

feels like a publication called The Atlantic should be on team orcas

https://t.co/mWATintpeV

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

I’ll never forget the time my ex mother in law threw away a sandwich I made for my ex father in law (I was making the for the fam) that I cut diagonally (see a). She said he wouldn’t eat it’s because it’s “gay.” #Pride2023

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

They’re coming for your jobs.

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Houston Public Works is poised to expand its use of goat herds to clear detention ponds and ditches, after two rounds of tests proved the grazing beasts could be cheaper and more effective than hiring landscaping crews. https://t.co/bKGWmjtO97

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Happy Pride!

[zach @zachsmitty]

why do we need to know if your reporter is cut or uncut? 😒 TMI

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Can't fucking wait.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings https://t.co/4ZLc0159tP

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Google docs coming for me today.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Pete Davidson just got a nrb.

[KVUE News @KVUE]

"Our biggest priority is our son and our entire family as we navigate this next chapter," the couple said in a statement. https://t.co/WavFzRSwXn

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

WTH is this April Fool's Day content?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Obama Reveals His NCAA Tournament Bracket Winner Is ‘Song Of Solomon’ By Toni Morrison https://t.co/z8M7d5GpKA

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Just saw two bucket hats and a pair of high heel crocs at Bucees. I can tell we’re getting closer to Austin.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

@heyhey_sassymae So humble.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

What. A. World.

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

People keep asking me my opinion of the Alex Murdaugh trial.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

Obv what Glen Campbell was singing about!

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

My under-eye bags and I would like to extend a good ole fashioned fuck you to the American Girl company.

jk jk jk they actually look cute. Love the nod to the Olsen twins.

[American Girl @American_Girl]

Weren’t the ‘90s just yesterday? As if!
Our new historical character twins, Isabel & Nicki, share girl-power goals. 👽🌼 https://t.co/WE2XhbnVfD

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

This sparks joy.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

[depressive goblin nightmare girl @delightfilled]

oooh she may have Osteened this one.

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Lina Hidalgo hits back over Mattress Mack's election lawsuit, calling 'the mattress guy' 'comical' https://t.co/cyZpOS9Nf1