ethan

• i got Twitter to follow 3 people • and I’m a lurker sorry lmao

[ethan @delightfulbear7]

@PARXAFTERDARK2
THANK you for Denver!! Was super nervous because of my knee scooter but thank you Awsten for riding it around the venue it made me feel more human 😭

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[kat @darlingods]

if i met someone outside a club in paris prepared to kill a man over a backpack and she explained how she just ran away bc her wedding was called off bc she was still in love with the brother while sipping on an aperol spritz i would’ve also wanted to keep her around

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

do any brothers with a beautiful beach house want to get into a super toxic arrangement with me

[maha @mahaaaay]

my cat gained two pounds when he was living with my parents. turns out my mom was feeding him ice cream

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[ethan @delightfulbear7]

@parxtickethelp THANK YOU SO MUCH

[ari ��💌 @clowndollys]

wanna buy this just to chew on when i'm angry

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

this was my good luck babe

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

PLS

[호빵앤양갱 / 이봄 Leebom @o_l_bom]

🍌

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

[shar @sharloola]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just don’t know what to do with it

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care