ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤

BIO ही तो लिया था || Always Bored || Errorist ||
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
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[kaíf @1kaiff]

it all ends on a random day btw

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

Me chala jaunga apni saari mohabbat leke
Tum baithe rehna ye gurur leke ki tumhe chahne wale bohot hai

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Anger means I still care

Silence means I am done!

[Sakshi @333maheshwariii]

Yeh dukandaar log saale ek cold drink ko thandi rkhna ka 5₹ extra lete hai tumko lgta yeh extra charge nhi lenge MDR ka. Gawar log hai yeh joh defend kr rhe.

[Pranjal @Pranjal_one8]

Ambulance Blinkit se aa Rahi..
Nadi Nale Bittu Tabahi saaf kar Raha..
To govt kya kar rahi he?

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Life when cricketers were older than us

[Kartik🔥 @KaiseAanaHuaaa]

Humare hisse me, wo zindagi aayi hai jisko jeene ke liye body me nahi, Gand me dum chahiye.

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

Heated by None
Defeated by all

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

ये याद है आपको ? जब एक मंत्री ने इस्तीफ़ा दिया था

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

Batao CJP ne burger khane ke wajah se apna ek Banda hata diya. Aur yaha tsunami aa gaya, par Pradhan ki kursi salamat hai.

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

yaa phir unnke paaltu kutte unke hage huye ko bhi Soan Papri bataane lagte hai.

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

Congress ke time par bhi toh yeh sab hota tha naa
Sarkaar tab bhi hagtee thee.

Par tab PM press conference dekar accountability bhi leta tha. Reporters PM se dat kar sawaal bhi poochte the

Ab Sarkar hagne ke baad yaa toh boltee hai ki yeh humse pehle waala hag ke gaya hai.

[Sakshi @333maheshwariii]

India is doomed country, asking Sonam Wangchuk to stop fasting instead of asking Pradhan to resign over exam scams

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

To reach heaven your roots must touch hell

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

The most dangerous prison has no walls. It convinces you you're free

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

mandir ka "Chanda" hai tu aur mai hu “BJP”

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

@PanIndiaReview Kab aa raha new episode ?

[ꜱʜᴀɪʟᴇɴᴅʀᴀ 🖤 @delirious_04]

मेरे ख़िलाफ़ सबूत रखने का कोई फ़ायदा नहीं है
में अपनी बोली हुई बात दोबारा बोल सकता हू।
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[Aditya Ojha @thispodcastguy]

Rahul Gandhi talking about ethanol SIX FUCKING YEARS BACK