Delivery Jeff

Delivering for DD, UE, GH, and Shipt. Tweets are my own and do not represent the opinions of any other individuals or companies.

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@TheTedAllen I think this is one of those tweets that is easily misinterpreted.

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Big spenders #DoorDash. I’ve never seen 50¢ peak pay before.

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@PickPicks6 @CattardSlim Do you know what tips are?

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Worst tip bait I’ve experienced. Total bullsh*t. I had to rush to shop for more than 50 items right before the store closed and managed to get it all done. Utter bullsh*t.

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@politvidchannel If I’m not mistaken, “half-mast” is on a ship. “Half-staff” is used on land.

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@LeadingReport Are we just gonna ignore the part where these are Republicans?

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Has #UberEats dropped its $8 tip rule?

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Of course, it turned out the customer had wasted all her money on sugar pills that she left a $0 tip so 🤷‍♂️

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I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from texting a #DoorDash customer about her order of homeopathic junk from CVS but it didn’t stop me from telling the CVS employee that it’s ridiculous CVS sells this trash.

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They are coming for our jobs.

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Leave at my door, they said.

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By the way, if you place an order on these apps, especially a shopping order, answer your phone!

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I told her to mark the restaurant is closed and told the customer it sounds like she’s not getting her Chick-fil-a tonight, but that she should be refunded. 7/7

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Last night I had a #DoorDash CVS order (which I had to rush because they sent me there five minutes before the store closed). On my way to the customer, she called and asked if I had picked up her Chick-fil-a order. 1/

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Only then did she mention that the restaurant was closed now and she’d still be sitting outside the closed restaurant, not knowing what to do, as she was a new driver. 6/

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@HelloGigEconomy Yes!

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Am I the only one who now has to verify my face on #UberEats several times a day?