Pizza Pienon

delivering 33,550,336 pizzas, one cycle at a time.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

He Who Bears the Pizza Must Burn —

— I am Phainon of Aecheese Elysiae.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@reveredruins @handofpizza I did nothing?????

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

I’m just telling you Tribbie’s prophecy. I know you’ve died like eight times already

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

i am not afraid of cardboard boxes, nor am i afraid of death

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

But you’re the teacher… and you like, made them…

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

no, they are your trainees phai. teach them the pizza way.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

You die in a cardboard-box-related incident.

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

your kephacheese will not be too pleased with you if you are lying

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

More staff hell yeah

Do I get time off now

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

i am sorry the grove has been vacant of my presence

recently, i created three chimera's after i had discreetly apprehended DNA from.. others

they are my little things and i will teach them how to make pizza

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@AVE_IMPERAT0R @reveredruins Uh oh.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze Tastes good, right?

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

Is that... the sea of pizza? It's beautiful...

[Castorice Of Pizza @handofpizza]

Hot and ready pizza, just as the titans intended.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze I guess you're right, heh

[ he grabs a slice ]

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze I feel pretty shy about this, but alright...

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze .. You just watching me or something?

[BroMeanie @LykoS301]

I can’t believe that Phainon of Aedes Elysiae died of ligma…

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze What about you?

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@Stellar_Starred ... Vaguely acceptable, putting in your order.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

That is not pizza. We don't serve that here, partner.

[ℂ𝕒𝕖𝕝𝕦𝕤!~★ 【MDNI】 @Stellar_Starred]

@DeliveryPhainon

Can I get a uhhhhhhh large pizza

Hold the cheese
Hold the sauce
Uhhhh
Hold everything but the crust

And send it uhhh frozen/thawing

Thank you!~★ ^-^

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze It is...

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

It smells so good...

[Castorice Of Pizza @handofpizza]

The Pizza Pienon. Its so. Fresh from the oven. Its perfect.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@Stellar_Starred Hey, partner. You should maybe try a grocery store.

:)

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze [ reluctantly, he takes a bite out of a slice ]

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

@wheatfieldshaze [ he gets all flustered ]