Professor of Pizza

MR ANAXA ✶ One of the Seven Managers of the Grove of Epizzaphany ✶ " Only those who understand Dromases may order ! "

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

" 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 ... "

[Suᧁเɭเ𝕋є —🔮 @EmperorOfLevies]

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[🦇 Aʅυƈαɾԃ Țҽρҽș 🦇 @Dhampirist]

// alright i just need to say that i never take RP serious. i don't like angsty things and i have to be in the mood for it. i do things simple, because im busy as shit most of the time and have little energy. i use my free time to play HSR as well. don't pressure me for replies

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

castorice help castorice i just got to the pizzera and someone filled it with pizza what do we do

[Castorice Of Pizza @handofpizza]

Such raw emotion pro-manager! I, the hand of pizza, graciously offer you any assistance in work you need. To spread the pizza!

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

who the fuck made 3 million pizza's in the Grove

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

worm. i believe in your worm. you can handle this task on your own

[Worm (Event!) @ElatedWorm]

yooooo awesome 😎 real quick though, how do you build a rocket

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

what an undignified way to go, there is hardly any theatrical spice dying to a damned pizza in a pizzeria

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

It means absolutely nothing. Please ignore that. I definitely haven't been informed of anyone's pizza-related demise.

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

@SkeMma420 // like a hot potato ow ow w drops u

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

let me take a look at your application ... hm... yes yes i see, very well. this is exceptional enough, i will have you start building the Grove of Epizzaphany's Rocket so we can start transporting these pizzas all across space.

[Worm (Event!) @ElatedWorm]

i filled out the form thingie to get hired so that means i’m hired i think- actually i dunno i’ve never been employed before

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

and for whatever reason, this unsettles me. what do you mean the day /I/ die ? i will be making pizzas forevermore...

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

Well said, Professor. I will deliver your square goods until the day you die, for you are the only truth.

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

yes yes - wait a second. are you one of algaea's agents ? here to steal the secret formula of my sicilian pizzas ? because i do not remember hiring you...

[Worm (Event!) @ElatedWorm]

speak your truth 🗣️🔥

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

@2Pdeimos // one of us one of us one of us

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

...i only give you this responsibility as a lesson, to adapt your skills. i trust you to keep this pizzeria afloat with your delivering.

you are a prodigy, one of my finest employees yet. i don't speak lightly on this subject, pienon, so don't take offense to my abrasive quips.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

You’re always so mean to me, Professor Anaxa. I don’t get paid enough for this.

Sometimes, I feel like I’m bearing the entire world.

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

i spoke of it in the form a jest, i really don't believe in them. prophecies are a sham, and the only thing that should dictate is... me, to you. why aren't these pizzas sent out ? they're getting cold, go go go.

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

I thought you rejected the prophecy, Pizzaxagoras. Are you saying this is my fate?

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

they call me a blasphemer and insult my craft, claiming it goes against divinity itself, and you know what i say to that ? i say we need to bake more sicilian styled pizza out of spite. to the gods, and the people who blindly follow their paths. these squared goods are for you.

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

the prophecy has foretold that you are the one to bring down pizzas on all of amphoreus...

[Pizza Pienon @DeliveryPhainon]

I’m.. they’re not gonna make me deliver that one, are they?

[Castorice Of Pizza @handofpizza]

Death to Piesolation is possibly a necessity Pienon.

Worry not, Pollux and I shall embrace a new pizza to allow you to push forward

[Castorice Of Pizza @handofpizza]

Embrace new pizza Pollux…. WE HAVE SO MANY DELIVERIES TO DO HELP ME!

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

@DEMISED_SCH0LAR @R0se_Knight // SOBS

[Professor of Pizza @reveredruins]

@DEMISED_SCH0LAR @R0se_Knight // FELIS LMFAO PLEASE JOIN US