Andrew JW

Fiscally precarious. Socially awkward.

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@JoshuaHedley You should come check out his Pavillion in Banff, Alberta… and you might as well bring yer fiddle and yer band.

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Here come the dick steppers.

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@ClueHeywood @gourmetspud Me too.

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Sue Ellen Mischke Season

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@bigbuddycolin Should have specified.

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Marriage goals. https://t.co/Qk8LhF8yp9

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I prefer my consumption is fulfilled locally. #fulfilllocal

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@Herald_Business @doug_schweitzer These dang robots are going to put us Fulfillers right out of work.

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@CBCCalgary Holy Moses! Magpie!

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Look. I don’t want to get all high and mighty here. Well, not mighty anyway.

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Hey, everyone! Knock it off already!

[jerf 🛹 @jeffdsilva]

We all have ptsd & it’s dumb as shit to just pretend that we aren’t totally fucked up from the last 3 years. Humans were made to eat peaches in fields & play lutes & rides stallions & shit. We shouldn’t be watching tiktoks of toddlers dodging bombs & then bingewatching GOOP Lab.

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Feel like Kenney should have taken notes from that Lightbound feller’s presser but was too busy watching own-dick-stepping-on tutorials. #abLeg

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@mcdermottLA Yer reckon?

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Been driving a Ram 1500 for only a couple weeks but already catching myself steering with my wrist at 12:00. Please help.

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Real good then.

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And what have you did?

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So, that was Christmas?

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My New Year’s resolution is to be the first to tweet my New Year’s resolution.

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Train to Banff/Lake Louise > Entertainment Centre