Della Smith

be the Pajama Jeans you wish to see in the world

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@GUBLERNATION just watched RV with my family and IM IN TEARS what is this #fireinthehole

[Della Smith @dells3580]

Saw Kingpin as a child and it scarred me for years. Just found out it's a comedy, not a nightmarish horror flick. Thanks @BillMurray

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@savturps pro tip: punch them in the face

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@savturps oh, people being dicks to math teachers must be a common trend then

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@savturps is it the old guy with the heavy southern accent

[Della Smith @dells3580]

Me: ugh I will never do long distance relationship again

Me, three months later: *falls for guy living 4,355 miles away* oops

[Della Smith @dells3580]

Is this a concert or a high school forensics meet?? GET ON WITH YOUR STORY MIKE POSNER #HondaCivicTour

[Della Smith @dells3580]

The sax player is KILLIN IT #HondaCivicTour #MikePosner

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@dells3580 this exchange, verbatim

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@gingergiant2843 pls tell me this was convocation

[Della Smith @dells3580]

Him: what are you thinking about?
Me: nothing
Him: you're a bad liar, just tell me
Me: ok so there was one episode of Law and Order SVU...

[Della Smith @dells3580]

I've been learning Dutch. So far I know how to say "you're hot," "does your bitch wanna chill," and a range of creative insults #cultured

[Della Smith @dells3580]

Don't bro me if you don't know me, mom

[Della Smith @dells3580]

@TheLindus @queen_elvis LORD

[Della Smith @dells3580]

How do teen girls these days not have awkward phases anymore?? IT BUILDS CHARACTER.

[Della Smith @dells3580]

*eats 1 salad* who's a healthy bitch? I'M a healthy bitch 🤘🏻😎 #fitfam

[Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch]

Now that Jojo has chosen her man, let's take a fake look back at the men of The Bachelorette. https://t.co/qcCqAGI7CS