Danny

[Danny @dells87]

Went into enemy territory during Spring Break but don’t worry @tkelce he represented his favorite player well. 🧦 and jersey

[Danny @dells87]

⁦@glezak⁩ What is that blue wall headed towards me?

[Hu Xijin 胡锡进 @HuXijin_GT]

Phone call with President Xi broke the one month long stalemate, boosted US stock markets, this is gift Trump brought to his official announcement of re-election bid. If the following talks collapse, President Trump is duping American investors and voters.

[Danny @dells87]

@BillSimmons this is hilarious

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company https://t.co/7X5i7RG6CU

[Danny @dells87]

@ArlanFF101 What $ amount was 2017 level?

[Danny @dells87]

Thanks for making the 2nd half awesome! I’m guessing with you at the helm KC will make the Super Bowl some day! Thanks for a phenomenal season!

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Thank you #ChiefsKingdom
This hurts now but we will be back love y’all for y’alls support!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Dick Pole on the rubber for the Beavers tonight ..."

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Hello again everyone, I'm Joe Boyle. And this is my new partner, who I'm increasingly concerned may be some kind of psycho or something."

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

China just announced that their economy is growing much slower than anticipated because of our Trade War with them. They have just suspended U.S. Tariff Hikes. U.S. is doing very well. China wants to make a big and very comprehensive deal. It could happen, and rather soon!

[Tanoan CC GM @DanaLehner]

Before. After.

Thank you, Coach.

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Just bought 5 #MegaMillions tickets. If I hit it... anyone that retweets this gets a $1000. 🤞🏻

#IfIWonABillionDollars

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

(1996) Rookies Kobe Bryant and Keyshawn Johnson learn how to deal with media. Still one of the best commercials EVER.

[Danny @dells87]

@Royals The rally mantis showed up our house today. Looking for a Salvy Slam encore tonight!⚾️

[Whit Merrifield @WhitMerrifield]

You say base hit over the first basemen’s head, I say line drive to right. The difference in pitcher and hitter lingo

[MLB @MLB]

Shoestring.

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Why women live longer than men.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I don't know what you call this style of beard, but it's high goddamn time that it comes back into favor.

[Danny @dells87]

@JeffPassan The American League playoff teams are set by mid June. Wow that’s that’ll make for an interesting last 90 games

[Danny @dells87]

@typesfast What is flexport?

[MLB Cathedrals @MLBcathedrals]

Today we have Miller Park and Coors Field, but in 1953 August Anheuser "Gussie" Busch Jr. bought the #Cardinals and wanted to change the name of Sportsman's Park to Budweiser Stadium, MLB said nope. So he said fuck it, named it Busch Stadium instead then started Busch Beer.