sour d

over-educated & under-loved

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

RIP to the beer thief ❤️

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[sour d @delmcgrath]

I love Taco Bell's marketing so much. Last month they were like "check out our healthy chicken menu!" and now it's just "we put ground beef and refried beans on a huge Cheez-it."

[sour d @delmcgrath]

@stupidwaifu_ literally makes me want one @PabstBlueRibbon sponsor them

[sour d @delmcgrath]

ghosted a guy & he made a photography page & asked if I could model for him lmao

[sour d @delmcgrath]

my bangs are too short to do my emotional support slut strands i feel like i am dying

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

This is what all the Barbie Oscar snub discourse sounds like to me

[mere @merestromb]

Showing up to book club where we’re discussing Nietzsche in my 1D Up All Night t-shirt: oh uh… I think I’m a different kind of Niallist

[sour d @delmcgrath]

updating my dating apps for when I'm in Europe, y'all think Dutch men like ass or tits more?

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

they hate u when u have big eyes and pouty lips and silly vibes

[sour d @delmcgrath]

@greekyogurtraw just depends on the day tbh

[sour d @delmcgrath]

I tried to sign to a deaf man while I was drunk and he typed "Felony or Delaney?"

[sour d @delmcgrath]

@tyleracha damn

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

This is stolen valor.

[sour d @delmcgrath]

just found out my freshman crush is still an absolute ROCKET. there is still good in this world.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Shelley Duvall with her pet lizards

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If kirby swallowed me he would inherit the gift of empathy and a love for basketball

[sour d @delmcgrath]

I want to post cool veterinary school pics but they are all so gross

[jas @jjashole]

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?”

me:

[sour d @delmcgrath]

I don't trust anyone with 0 tagged pics ... what you hiding???