delaney

ucf alum // 863

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

so bored might actually think before i speak

[g. @g_sofm]

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@carsuuuun Sry not sry

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@Morgan_Delaney_ me realizing I turn 26 next🥴🥴

[Sok-It @javasok]

The 3 guarantees in life:

-death
-taxes
-Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[Em @emily_pontiff]

My coworker got on a Zoom call with a UF background. I responded accordingly

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@carsuuuun 😩😩😩

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[hamdi @xamdl4]

I still wanna know why the popeyes chicken sandwich made y’all act like that

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST

[frecks👑 @__desssiii]

why would i send a long paragraph when i can send 14 messages instead

[H.E.R. @HERMusicx]

You’re only as pretty as you treat people

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@Agirlnamedhaley @KoeWetzel Or… hear me out. Post Malone

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@Morgan_Delaney_ Etsy!!!

[delaney @deloooooooooon]

@Morgan_Delaney_ LMFAO. I’m crying but ya I have no recollection of it either???

[Graycie York @gyorkmusic]

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