CB

maybe I need some rehab, maybe just need some sleep

[CB @delpchick3]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOL ANULADO

[CB @delpchick3]

Feeling annoyed because we have a holiday honoring people that died and companies go LET’S HAVE A SALE 🥴

[CB @delpchick3]

Wondering what ever happened to the 116 crew ? 🤔@reachrecords @lecrae @AndyMineo @Tedashii

[scarfyyyy™ 🏳️‍🌈 @SCARFYYYY]

watching muppets christmas carol

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[CB @delpchick3]

As a healthcare professional may I just say , if you are mixing your energy drinks with alcohol … just please don’t 😅

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

Ok, this one is good 😂

[CB @delpchick3]

@quadmotherrr Church 🙏😂

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

If you don't believe in magic, how do you explain this? 😂

[CB @delpchick3]

Girls, are we still doing an “accent nail” on our ring finger? Or is that very 2010’s 😂

[Bri @singingbirth]

I know that my energetic extroverted 3yo would love daycare and public school. I also know that it’s not worth sacrificing her innocence to the influence of 30 other households just because she enjoys it. That’s my (privileged) perspective as an uber trad daycare hating people.

[maria (posterity) @EFFEXWH0RE]

Star Wars dares to ask the question, what if your DAD was HITLER and your nephew was HITLER and YOU kissed your SISTER ?

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[AppPatriotgirl 🇺🇸 @goneers]

Let's talk about Real ID, shall we?
Real ID will be required to fly domestically after May 7th of this year, unless you have a passport, which many do not.

I don't know about where you live, but in NC it's IMPOSSIBLE to get an appointment for months out. Real ID requirements discriminate against women by requiring proof of all marriages, going back decades, due to name changes. My mom never had a copy of the license from her first marriage so she can't get one. Men don't have this problem.

Personally I think this whole thing is complete BULLSHIT. Biden flew illegals with no IDs all over this damn country, yet ACTUAL CITIZENS have to jump through hoops to prove their identity just to get on a plane and fly to Akron? Are you fcking kidding me? This whole thing smacks of government control and overreach.

I'm asking @Sec_Noem to do away with this nonsense. It's not right. Stop giving non-citizens driver's licenses and we won't have any need for Real ID. Please repost if you agree.
@BasedMikeLee @elonmusk @StephenM @JDVance @POTUS

[Townies @townies_broc]

This hug to bug ratio is dogshit

[Elwë Singollo 🌻🧝🏻‍♀️ @Strangeland_Elf]

I really feel like it’s in poor taste to make a sexualised ad about breast cancer?

[harjit singh .⁺˚✦･༓☀️ @_harjitsingh]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

Ooh, you’ve seen 100% animated “How To Train Your Dragon.” Can I interest you in 85% animated “How To Train Your Dragon” but we call it live action?

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

i need a smart person who is not an alarmist/fatalist to tell me what is going on with airplanes…..