Devin Devine

(they/them) writer, comedian, sober, always hungry

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

It’s almost pride month and I’m so glad I’m a kinky queer 😇 😈 and that I just keep on finding my community the older I get.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

PTSD: praying there’s sick dick

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

By all means, call my hole a hot pocket. After all ideally it’s loaded with scrambled eggs and cheese.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

I never fucking tweet anymore but let me just throw this into the fucking sad and empty void of every single day we get online these days to say: IZZY HANDS SINGING LA VIE EN ROSE just healed me in the deepest fucking ways.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

I started a substack. It’s gonna get fucking weird. I can’t wait. https://t.co/GXhqLYzbrP

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

finding a book you can’t put down is the same rush of having a crush

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

@RaxKingIsDead In some ways I feel lucky that the pandemic happened when I was four months sober this time around bc literally I didn’t have to get invited to anything!!! it made it so much easier

[Game Over Books @GameOverBooks]

ONE MORE WEEK! This is one reading that should revive all your efforts to use that planner you told yourself you'd use this year. It just might be the perfect thing for you to listen to while cooking a meal yourself.

#poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #poetryreading #indiebooks

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

@RaxKingIsDead I lost so many ‘friends’ when I got sober truly because truly I couldn’t fathom us spending time without alcohol involved. I could rant forever & ever about how damaging it is to social skills and how I have far more vulnerable and honest friendships without it in my life!

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

I love Portland, I do, but fuck this city’s problem is not antifa it is ants. I am in my BED, in my SECOND FLOOR apartment! Why is there an ANT on my CHEST!!!! WHY why why why why why brb burning this city down

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

Book with @wondrashoots! 💐

[Wondra | Photographer @wondrashoots]

My books are open for June! ☀️
Let’s shoot outside. 📷

In frame is @delphinedanger

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

This year for my birthday I think I’m scheduling a mole removal. It’s Taurus season! Indulge! Live every day like you’re starving! But also, get that weird mole removed!

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

“It wasn’t time that did it.”

😭😭😭

#TheLastOfUs

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

Everything is hell but — yesterday I was read to by two separate friends, at two separate occasions, neither I asked to read to me (but agreed to listen wholeheartedly) and both of whom were simply excited to share with me.

Whatever that is. Chase that.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

I was yesterday year’s old when I found out that I now cry during Baba O’Riley by The Who. Good god

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

Seven years ago today an adult man broke up with me while wearing a Grumpy Cat t-shirt.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

Loving & losing an addict — as an addict is one of the hardest things I’ve survived. That and episode 7 of @TheBearFX. I thought of him a lot while watching. He would’ve loved the show. Thanks Addy for correlating these!

[adrienne novy @adriennenovy]

Y’all. If you’re a fan of @TheBearFX & are looking for more meaningful media regarding addiction, grief, & food, PLEASE pick up a copy of Drinking to Sainthood by @delphinedanger from @GameOverBooks.

This book of poems & essays is one of my favorites from 2021 for a reason.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

If you think you don’t like anal, you clearly do not clean your butthole well enough.

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

I’ve been on a short story kick lately & this story from @milescoleman is incredible! Friends please send me more short fiction recs! https://t.co/bk9wlZsWAK

[Devin Devine @delphinedanger]

It is incredibly easy to find so much about Italy romantic, but the hang dry laundry out windows & balconies, makes my heart flutter each and every time.