@GuntherEagleman Promises kept that we love:
-No new wars
-lower prices for everything
-war in Ukraine stopped
-dead leaves removed from DC sidewalks
Hey-at least we got one! #NotBad#byh
@BrilynHollyhand Yeah. And we loathe broccoli because broccoli loathes carrots.
And we feel good about ourselves because we use the word “loathe” instead of embracing accountability.
And we like living in our mom’s basement. #MAGARocks#BYH
🇺🇸Trump has stated 55 times that he defeated Iran.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 35 times that Iran is destroyed.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 38 times that a deal is imminent.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 25 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
@gregkellyusa I share your pride. It’s great to have a president who isn’t accountable to anyone, who can make up things and ignore questions, who is rude to women, and who is a cowardly, fat baby. #BYH