@MindandEmotion7@ryancohen Two years at PP Community College, Bachelor’s of Tinfoil from the College of William & Michael, Master’s in Applied Mematics at the University of NoPie, and a PhD from the Royal Institute of 2b. Tuition? Priceless.
@UCopy417@margecalled This is the fractal reserve system of thinking where you only need to hold a small portion of the brain cells you try lending out to others online
Pat, I’d like to solve:
Cohen has been buying the piss out of BBBY warrants (again) because Black Scholes + naked shorted underlying + no reporting requirements = infinite accumulation glitch. He will tender offer NXH at $16 / share or higher by Wednesday, essentially just paying himself with market maker liquidity exemption money. Then he owns the Bed Bath business continuity for max NOLs and new value exemption shares in time for reemergence and even more fire sale baseline equity accumulation of Teddy Frankenneighborbathenstein.
What’s my prize? 🥸
@DontSteponmyBSS If he's gonna tender offer after mass scooping warrants, I assume he'll probably start yoloing $NXH in the open market late Tuesday or Wednesday once he's secured his $BBBYW bag, because why not
@DontSteponmyBSS He's got 10 days after he clears .5M warrants before he has to report anything. He can hold 4.99% NXH common + ~500,000 warrants up to Sep 28 and then basically do whatever for the 10 days until Oct 7