Δ & S 🧼👏

from chaos comes order

[Δ & S 🧼👏 @delta_s]

#Patch has the heart of a champion. Good luck buddy!!!
🍀 🐴 💕
#kentuckyderby

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Two years ago today: Beth (who I’ve not met since) working to keep me alive, giving me years more life. This is from my ‘Patient Diary’ from when I was in a coma.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Happy Easter.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I just came out to Ron DeSantis and he didn't take it well. #GAY #SayGay #NewVideo 🤷🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎶

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Greg Abbott ensured that $240 million worth of fruits and vegetables would spoil and that consumers from El Paso to Seattle would foot the bill because he decided to create a logjam at the border. When you're paying higher prices for the next few weeks, you have Abbott to thank.

[Dan Barton⚽ @Coach_365]

Technical detail looks like this!

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[ABC News @ABC]

Applause broke out in Senate chamber as Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson became the first Black woman ever confirmed to sit on the nation’s highest court.

Read more on the historic confirmation: https://t.co/xL67N0FYr5

[Anastasiia Lapatina @lapatina_]

Ukrainian mothers are writing their family contacts on the bodies of their children in case they get killed and the child survives. And Europe is still discussing gas.

[Δ & S 🧼👏 @delta_s]

@phaylen Those are some tall pigeons to tower over someone lying down….

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Wishing everyone a happy Ramadan!

[The Associated Press @AP]

An ice shelf the size of New York City has collapsed in East Antarctica, scientists said.

The collapse, captured by satellite images, marked the first time in human history that the frigid region had an ice shelf collapse. https://t.co/xwFRjmY61J

[Babs @hell0babs]

I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

A robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident.
https://t.co/EYpnx56vNO

[Δ & S 🧼👏 @delta_s]

@ConanOBrien Pretty nice!
@MST3K

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

Meanwhile on Russian state TV:

Host Evgeny Popov says it's time for the Russian people to call on Americans to change "the regime in the U.S." before its term expires "and to again help our partner Trump to become President."
https://t.co/orPMoKoxwG

[Jen Crittenden @JenCrittenden]

This is why you don't say Macbeth in a theater, @chrisrock. #oscars

[Eoin Kelleher @eoinyk]

A lot to chew on here

[Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA]

Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Pinkett-Smith being in "G.I. Jane" because of her bald head. She's spoken openly about having a hair loss condition. Will Smith ran on stage, slapped Rock, then screamed twice at the top of his lungs "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-NG MOUTH."