My phone just congratulated me for my new "fitness trend" of climbing stairs.
Thanks Siri but that’s just called being in Europe for two months (and she doesn't even realize I'm usually carrying a 23kg suitcase).
And Americans wonder why
Europeans are so fit!
4AM epiphany:
I’m going to purchase a smoke machine and bring it with me to all my shows from now on, and also probably choice social situations.
I’ve decided this is just going to be my esthetic now.
Here’s a list of all the things I will do for your money - I mean, your entertainment- during the Virtual Violette Underground presented by @VCoquette!
Menu orders and tickets by-donation at eventbrite.
Don’t wait until it’s too late!
#showtime#virtualevent#burlesque
Violette Underground by @VCoquette are always to die for, but THIS one has the added bonus of a superstar international cast (pandemic perk) coming to you live from around the world!
If you’re a #burlesque fan BELIEVE me, you need to go buy those #livestream tickets!
So excited to perform for the first Virtual Violette Underground @VCoquette!
I am finally set up in a place I feel safe to perform and I do believe this show is the start of many more digital Delta experiences to come!
Photo by @mepicphoto
Gigs cancelled. If anyone wants to come over and watch me get naked, I will sell tickets at a reasonable price to compensate my losses. The experience will include a personal serenade from a safe distance of minimum 6ft and the bedazzling of face masks. Any takers? #coronavirus
Do you have your tickets for Mythical Mavens on Friday @FortEdPark yet? Don’t miss out on this epic burlesque show. 2 show times- 7 and 9:30. But your tickets now. #yegarts