@UberFacts That's all we need, adding another million to the world population each year. If everyone around the world washed their hand less regularly, we'd eradicate world hunger and global warming in 500 years or so. I might glue myself to my local pub's hand-dryer tomorrow.
@Dalesupstoomuch@LBC@TomSwarbrick1 Quite right, let's address green issues once we're living in some sort of normality. A couple of years isn't going to delay things much.
@greta_garbot @LBC It was clearly irony, which if you do need signposting, then I suspect that social media isn't really for you.
The joke was at no-one's expense other than maybe the people who use the phrase without thinking.
BTW my mate Norm isn't the slightest bit masculine.