Deluded WITS SET

Parody account of the brilliantly delusional Wits Senior Executive team.

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@AdHabb Step 6: If these steps can not be followed, please refer to step 1.
Happy holidays!

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@AdHabb Step 5: You must give a minimum of 500 business days for your problem to be addressed

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@AdHabb Step 4: When speaking to your VC, always address him in the third person. Every sentence must end with "my lord"

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@AdHabb Step 3: Your salutations will grant you direct access to the VC

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@AdHabb Step 2: If step 1 can not be applied, get down on one knee, raise your hands and shout "Habib is my lord and saviour."

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@AdHabb Step 1: DON'T

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To ensure that things like this do not happen again, we have formulated a detailed plan on how you can talk to your VC

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@AdHabb @AdHabb would like to formally announce that he will be going into therapy after students hurt his feelings on Twitter

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A message from your Lord and saviour, @AdHabb:
1. Clean your room!
2. Eat your vegetables!
3. Brush your teeth!

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Wits Vibe is the equivalent of O-week. A waste of time #witsfreshersadvice

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If you're spending more time on the lawns than doing work, you should have gone to the university down the road #witsfreshersadvice

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@AdHabb is ALWAYS right #witsfreshersadvice

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The only important part about O-week are the parties #witsfreshersadvice

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Compulsory lectures are not compulsory #witsfreshersadvice

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Ladies,if youre looking for a black boyfriend,with relaxed hair that supports the DA, youll find them all by Zesty Lemon #witsfreshersadvice

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Sizzlers quarter chicken and pap will change your life.Just tip the cashier well because the owners dont give them lunch #witsfreshersadvice

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You don't have to get on a plane to go to Jamaica. You can go to Jamaica and feel like a plane. #witsfreshersadvice #TopOfTheCricketField

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Protests will start around September. We're finalising the exact date with @WitsSRC #witsfreshersadvice

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First year will be the best two years of your life #witsfreshersadvice

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The walk from Empire Road entrance to Senate house is longer than the Comrades Marathon #witsfreshersadvice