therapist™

scroll, laugh, repeat • pixels, bad decisions & general chaos

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

All my efforts to date a politician daughter just dey fail 💔

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

God abeg if you later add me for the lineup, make I no get injury.

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

"Babe I've been calling your phone since 4pm"

Me at 4pm:

[Heemaculate @EgbeyonMichael]

na only barcelona don witness this same thing wey i wan do hull city today for stamford bridge

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Celibacy my ass.
i’m done!!

[вιg нυη¢нσ🪐 @stillbighuncho]

I never even add Palestra and Moises Caicedo

[Lawizzy🇧🇪 @Lawizzy470802]

To score me no be problem but you go fit outscore me? 😂😂

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

I first allow dem score me 2 goals make dem think say na Rosenior still dey coach me

[acce @accekid]

Fabrizio Romano when he has a child but his wife announces it before him

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me in 2015 instead of buying bitcoin:

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@akokc_dark0 Misplaced priorities 😭😭

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

E no just balance 😂😭

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@Temi__layo Literally me this weekend 😭😭

I even did the preparation and boiling, but my mouth no taste am 💔

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@waggydey4you It mean sey you be man 😂

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@joyousadeola Na family group chat

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@bemzyfr Make I borrow you pen and paper make you use calculate

No dulling

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

if e good - “my man”
If e bad. - “Men”

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

You no fit see me and woman do video together

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@heisrichardz Na man you be 😂🙌🏻

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

“you wey be say na epon surgery kill your papa nko?”

[therapist™ @deluludoctor]

@Dapsondonttrip_ Ein go fess go change his last name 😂