Delusional Dad

[Delusional Dad @delusional_dad]

@retarded_mom sounds like she has some pretty awesome kids.

[Delusional Dad @delusional_dad]

I over heard my son and his friend talking about how they tag teamed my wife..Im so glad they're team players

[Delusional Dad @delusional_dad]

Just found an herb grinder in my sons room... I should really sign him up for cooking class.

[Delusional Dad @delusional_dad]

I just heard my son tell his girlfriend she was getting the D. I really wish he'd date smarter girls..

[Delusional Dad @delusional_dad]

My sons allergies must be acting up..he always has really red eyes when he leaves the garage with his friends..