alan

music and sports shitposter. ☭

[alan @delusionalan]

Mexican Spurs fan don’t cry over that rigged sport anymore. We need you to support El Tri

[alan @delusionalan]

VINIIIIIIIII

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Welcome back home twin

[alan @delusionalan]

@miseleccionmx my life is in your hands

[𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒒 @IWantToBeSam2]

90% of them are fucking Zioshits. Celeb culture needs to be cancelled. Y'all are oggling over genocidal assholes.

[Mexican National Team @miseleccionmxEN]

The big day has arrived! 🤩

Today, we make our debut in a new World Cup. 🏆 Today, we welcome the world to our home. 🌎

It’s #Matchday against South Africa. 🇿🇦

#SomosMéxico 🇲🇽

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Claudia Sheinbaum has approval ratings of between 70 and 80%, thanks to her progressive policies which have lifted over 8 million people out of poverty.

So of course the @NYTimes finds some reason to attack her.

They hate her because she shows what can be done.

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

Huawei "Chinese spyware" suddenly doesn't seem that bad in comparison

[Dodgers Andrew @DodgersAndrew]

Inject all of this directly into my veins 🔥

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

White phosphorus ignites instantly on contact with oxygen. It burns at over 800°C. It melts through clothing, skin, muscle — and bone.

In the bloodstream, it becomes a systemic poison. It attacks the heart, liver, and kidneys leading to multi‑organ failure and death.

Monsters.

[Pablo Rendón @pagusrendon]

Todas las elecciones en Latinoamérica son como: un profesor rural de primaria que lleva 30 años organizando bibliotecas comunitarias vs. Hitler McNazi III, magnate inmobiliario, heredero de una fortuna familiar y dueño de tres canales de televisión.

[🧊 @NotLikeBrick]

Game 7 used to have real wars man

[alan @delusionalan]

Jose Mourinho take my club back to glory

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Enhorabuena al @PSG_inside y a su afición por su merecida Champions League 2025-2026.

[kliff @NawfDallasKliff]

Tech callin Sark pussy lmao

[أم شكردن @ZkakLBlatt_love]

This is literally what Fidel Castro said and people thought was crazy

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[🥂 @MishimaFudanshi]

Crazy that you hear Cubans speak and they are all well spoken and completely informed on the situation, contrast that to the average American

[momo 🇲🇽📿 @F3RRARISTA]

this the mexican equivalent of hearing the saxophone

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that