Tommy Fury

it’s obviously a parody. But I AM THE KING.

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

I promised at 50 followers, I would reveal my I only wear trainers.... the truth is I’ve got a disease called Double Toe. Where I actually only have 2 toes total. 1 on each foot. Call me piggy. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Surely nobody else has heard of a common denominator before? #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

@DisgracedS Soggy birds hanging on my every word. Wordsmith Fury. Lyrical wizard. Sexually dominant.

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Glad my boy is still in. And thankfully Joanna has gone. That way Molly won’t find out I finger blasted her on the balcony last night. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

@yewande_biala She won’t remember who you are. Nobody will.

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

@Curtis_SexyMan @DisgracedS @TranquilModel Seems that way. Now I’m going to knock you out like the local charity champion that I am. #loveisland #onepunchisallineed

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Equivalates. You’re welcome. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

And you know what that means... jokes though, can someone help? What does it mean? #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Just tried my dirty dance boxing routine on Molly again. She’s actually walked out of the villa. Surely it’s not THAT bad? #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

@Mollyhague1 THROBBING #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Disgrace that Molly didn’t find my boxing routine sexy. I’ve watched it back and my heart rate went highest for myself. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Just lost in the semi finals of the Love Island Villa Boxing Tournament. Great result for me. Top 4 and only beaten on points. Good luck to the finalists, Ovie and Anna. #loveisland #backthefavourite

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Quiet few night for me. Being the sweetheart that I am. Don’t worry kids, Salford Amateur Lightweight Champion is coming for the bitches. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

@moll87373632 @Curtis_SexyMan Micheal is so annoying. Micheal. Is such a Micheal.

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

3 words: Go for it bro #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Watch this. Another bird grafting for a bit of Tommy Dick. #loveisland

[Tommy Fury @delusionalfury]

Molly just put the elephants trunk up my bum. #loveisland