All Panic, Absolutely No Disco

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

How Netflix is sleeping knowing they accidentally posted the Stranger Things trailer early.

[Netflix @netflix]

how im sleeping knowing there's a stranger things trailer tomorrow

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

Twitter is a popularity contest for adults lately.

[ariana🧘🏽‍♀️ @iwantskinnyrn]

posting on twitter when nobody interacts

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

The worst part about the future is there’s no point in debating anymore because everyone is so stubbornly propagandized that they’ll never change their minds.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

We might just be witnessing the final, dying gasps of democracy in the United States of America. Surreal.

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

Living in Minnesota is so draining. Fuck.

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

Southerners are always so angry and aggressive. I hope this person finds peace.

[Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 @heckyessica]

How are people not understanding that the north and south are BUILT DIFFERENTLY?! Yall have the infrastructure to handle this. We do not. Just like most Yanks I know don’t have AC. And we like a good 65° on our AC in the summer. Comparing fricking WI with TEXAS is nuts

[Lincoln Hauser @Lincoln_Wx]

Me driving through Minnesota with my truck full of tree trunks

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

I just got home and turned on the Thunder-Bucks game. You can’t make this up.

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

Make Flores the Assidtant HC for the Vikings. When KOC comes up with yet another masterclass in choking next season, send KOC packing and promote Flores to HC.

[The Purple Persuasion @TPPSkol]

Very real scenario now Brian Flores DOES NOT get a HC job this cycle.

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Cignetti anytime it’s 3rd and 5

“Fuck you, watch this”

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Curt Cignetti took over the worst program in college football history and then proceeded to win the school’s first-ever national championship within just two years. It's the most remarkable coaching job in the history of sports.

[Joel @NobodyEpic]

“I win - Google me.” is now one of the all time hardest quotes in sports history

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

It’s gotta be the top flex all time in sports. I can’t think of anything that even rivals it. Curt Cignetti talked the talk, and he walked the walk. Unmatched.

[Colby Wright @904KANG]

Dat man said “Google Me” and then made IU a National Champion in two years. That’s gotta be a top 5 flex in the history of sports man.

[Ben Chase @BenGChase]

Dude said, “I win, Google me” and then won it all.

All time.

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

@bheintzskol “Fans” like this are exactly why the Wilfs will never feel any pressure to win. But hey, at least the report card grades are always great. Love seeing these people be so content with mediocrity and embarrassment year in and year out.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

*Bears locker room devastated from playoff loss*

Caleb Williams:

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

Honestly, this is how drivers should treat every rioter trying to block the road illegally.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Ben Johnson yelling at Caleb Williams in the locker room for throwing a season ending interception

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

That was the worst camera work for that Bears FG that I’ve ever seen. The bar to work for @NBCSports is as low as it can get.

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

@_reesiebag You might finally see me drink real alcohol if this shit storm gets any worse 😂

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

@_reesiebag Harrison and CJ would never even consider jumping ship when things get hard. Thielen will be remembered as the guy who wanted to (and did) leave… twice. Hope getting hammered 30-6 in the wildcard round, at home, was worth it tho!

[All Panic, Absolutely No Disco @delusionalpanic]

You bolted to play one more game and still ended up winning the same amount of playoff games as the Vikings did. Piss off.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

Adam Thielen officially announces his retirement via Instagram