slippin jimmy

it’s always something. tweets do not reflect the values of myself

[slippin jimmy @deluxehaley]

Gordo as Fiona the Hippo: A Thread

[Molly @melinkss]

me: if only there was something yummy to go with my ice cream..

the delicious chocolate brownie:

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[mima 𓅰 @cormorantics]

i love when birds are in a situation

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

10/10 moves that'll Make you Irresistible

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Sonic EdgeHog @eatintreats]

Gnatcatcher using the hawk as a trampoline for ur viewing enjoyment

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

toads are awesome they just kinda let that happen

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[O.W. Root @owroot]

For a baby, having someone wipe your face with a warm wash cloth is the worst thing in the world that can ever happen to you.

[sharp 🌇 @cull_trade]

breaking news

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

don’t have any cats and wonder what it’d be like? well imagine your just laying there in your house. and suddenly, you hear a crash

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[fredesque @FredTaming]

and quickly became the coolest duck at the pond

[slippin jimmy @deluxehaley]

whole thread is good

[⋆ ˚｡⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚｡⋆ @0kaliz]

Does anyone has an image that looks like this? I remember seeing only here, I have looked for it for a month.

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

When you figure out the system

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.