Melvin Doo

#LivinLikeLarry

[Melvin Doo @delvinmoo]

being unpopular online is an artistic choice

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@entheoalchemist i hosted a costume party and had bought some weed off a friend, after smoking i was lying on the floor and someone handed me a phone and all i heard was i had to direct a cop to my house. i was so fucking stressed only to see my friend dressed as a cop walk through the door

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@strawbrryk8 me and my brother got really into fast forwarding stuff when we got sky plus finally, but whoever wasn’t controlling the remote would always remind the other to play before ‘the funny bit’ in the opening credits

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@BasilTheGreat @BBCNews it’s so funny because me and everyone i know have been labour supporters basically for life and now i don’t know anyone who’s going to vote for them again like a generationally stupid run

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What do ppl do on their like 2 hr walks

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@gwenstacying she tosses nets what else would she be called

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@GentleDoofus no but bart didn’t get the monkeys paw the guy sold it to homer and bart only makes one of the wishes did he even watch the segment

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@Joshstrangehill @AlbertBrooks is the joke that homer had actually seen someone say goodbye to a shoe before or that he’s referring to seeing hank do it just then lol

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rat d bastardly (the d stands for dastardly)

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@boneysoups i was looking through my tweets from uni and i said back then i wish there was a way to reduce readings down to bullet points, so glad i couldn’t because i have vivid memories of the readings i found the hardest and had to engage with the most being the ones i leant most from

[Melvin Doo @delvinmoo]

set myself up to people watch and i’ve forgotten my glasses

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on holiday alone been toeing the line of tipsy to drunk for days and today i have crossed it at the grand old time of 3pm

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@SillyBWoman this one felt pointed

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WE USED TO BE FRIENDS

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like the gay men misogyny / women homophobia discourse that’s going on right now is so black and white we’re headed straight for gay men hate women and vice versa

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@sourbrains i was about to comment that i was overcome with relief seeing you only put one on but now im just as tense again thanks

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how does everyone manage to be wrong on every side of the debate the only correct opinion is mine

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how do i block all discourse from my feed

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why is cramming your pockets full of snacks for later at the breakfast buffet shameful you wouldn’t have a problem if i ate the same amount in one go

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@fihbellathyra i’m reading a book translated by a group of people and it’s ASS

[Melvin Doo @delvinmoo]

why does having more than one meeting in a day feel like this