Delvy Bayonne

🇬🇦||🇨🇬||🇬🇭 Petit à petit, l’oiseau fait son nid

[Delvy Bayonne @delvyn_]

Rule number 1:
Never count a homie’s pocket thinking you deserve shit

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Bros bottom jaw came #smooveoff and he gotta live the rest of his life with that no healthcare no painkillers no nothing

[Emeka @OInnocxnt]

Normal.
It’s why Bella Naija does not tag grooms in their videos. After money, nothing signals to other women that you’re high value than being married or in a relationship.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[Fun Viral Vids 😊 @Fun_Viral_Vids]

jokes over, how?
Their face priceless

[Soviet Pizza ☭ @SovietPizza17]

En Japón los ancianos roban para que los metan en la cárcel y tener acceso a comida y techo.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Gamer tries to stop the train in ‘Spider-Man 2’ 😂 🕷️

🎥 spideyshorts_ | IG

[EMV @EMV9688]

Impossível isso ser real pqp

Maluco é um demônio

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

“The students selling drugs at the universities, how are they getting it?”

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

And I’m right in da middle if they both wanna get SIXTY ATE

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

Women with financial advantage become everything they say wealthy men shouldn't be.

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

They watched this guy and didn’t know he was on drugs?🤣🤣

[Daniel Oyari @OyariDaniel]

We grew up watching who wants to be a millionaire, cowbell mathematics competition, spelling bee etc..

Now we’re stuck with BBN, peller and the likes and you can’t see the problem?

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

God go dey sleep, angel gabriel go run create girl wey get sense💔

[🆘🗯️ @twnkiehuntr]

If LeBron played Malone's Jazz for his 10 finals, he'd have 10 rings

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I hate the fact that once you question a Nigerian’s intellect their automatic response is to start comparing how much money they have to you. So because you’re rich you think you can’t be stupid?

[MarzTalksSports @MarzTalksSports]

He still shootin them long ass 2s

[BabaCave @baba_cave]

Intelligent people are endanger species.

On the right side, you're tackling political olodos.

On the left side, you're tackling religious olodos.

At the center, you're tackling your family deeply rooted in archaic culture and traditions.

If you look back, you're tackling with your Nigerian girlfriend who expects you to take care of her like her father will even though her father can't.

If you take a little step further, you're tackling thugs and motor park touts aka agberos, who are harassing you because you're not willing to spare your last 1k for their juvenile exuberance.

If you're driving a private car, you're in soup - the Nigerian police are ready to frame you up for a crime you know nothing of or even steal your car or money. If you try to defend yourself, you'll spend the weekend in prison.

At home, you're tackling your neighbors because they are not adhering to communal rules.

In the club, instead of the DJ to play good jams, the night becomes a party of praising yahoo boys and ritualists and kidnappers.

Don't even try to question market men and women about their products even if the fakeness is obvious and glaring - they will insult you to stupor.

If you're not trying to act stupid and shameless to make money, you're obviously the "stupid person" and the stupid person acting stupidly is the "intelligent person" because Tiktok and YouTube is paying them for their stupidity aka skits.

The Nigerian society is totally against intelligent minds.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

This is TREASON.

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

She’s the kind of woman who if BAT wants to give you 10k for Uber she’ll tell him to give you 1k instead to enter bus and you can trek the remaining distance so you can stay healthy.