simply screetching

Comin' in lukewarm (she/her) 🌈

[simply screetching @delydingding]

Apparently SCAD is going to be completely online for the spring quarter and I just have to wonder if the equestrian majors are just going to be sending in videos like this on blackboard

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself

My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat

[Donna Auter @dkauter]

I’m a woman. I’m a runner. I run alone. I run in the morning. I run in the day. I am #elizafletcher #ashlingmurphy #sydneysutherland #mollietibbetts #karinavetrano #allybrueger #vanessmarcotte

They were all women who went for a run and never came home. #wedeservebetter

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

"He's a 10 but..." no. No man is a 10. This is propaganda pls educate yourself <3

[abby govindan @abbygov]

everyone saying “could never be me” about the Tinder Swindler as if we all haven’t date a broke man who is a pathological liar

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

If I had realized I was a lesbian sooner I wouldn't have to get my IUD yanked out tomorrow but sometimes god gives his gayest battles to his most clueless soldiers

[Steve Hernandez @BigHern]

If you’re struggling with alcohol, I just found out my buddy does Jägerbombs at home, so you’re probably not doing THAT bad

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

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[Alexander McCoy @AlexanderMcCoy4]

@justicedems Ack, correction: it was Ronald Reagan, not Nixon. Got my reactionary right-wing Presidents mixed up.

[Alexander McCoy @AlexanderMcCoy4]

Something missing from the conversation about student debt is the political history of why it exists.

College used to be effectively free or minimal cost, then Nixon’s administration determined that college students were a organized base of political opposition to Jim Crow/war.

[. @swordsjew]

the compulsive desire to say disgusting and degrading things to and about women is not edgy, funny, or leftist

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i used to think those scenes where dudes get in tavern brawls when their liege-lord's honor is called into question were ridiculously unrealistic, but then i saw the replies to any Elon Musk tweet

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m pretty sure that’s what Christianity tells you actually

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

what if God came down to earth and just dated Pete Davidson

[simply screetching @delydingding]

Every day I’m alive I become even more painfully aware of how stupid I am

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

god bless my guy friends who had no idea ‘honk if you’re horny’ is a pun

[Chris Murphy @christress]

"We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week