cowboy wojo

Pocket evangelist. Your girlfriend. Retweets=I want to do butt stuff.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

sometimes think i should delete this account but sometimes i need a reminder of why i've worked so hard to stay sober for the last 8 years
sometimes that's scrolling through the years of live tweeting my journey down a spiralling hellscape into jaws of death and narrowly escaping

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

CAN WE FIX THIS??

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: Bob The Builder found dead in Atlanta. 🕊️

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I don’t know why no one even bothers to wonder if I’m only quiet because I got added to a group DM and then got crazy rich day trading crypto. But you all assume it’s because i hate it here. You’re not wrong but it could be both

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

don't get me wrong. i could withstand another hellscape tour. This one i'm on now is genuinely awful, for example
But i know. I KNOW. i cannot keep wrecked me from attempting to go viral. and the threat of fucked up me on the internet is not something I can live down again
no way

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

sometimes think i should delete this account but sometimes i need a reminder of why i've worked so hard to stay sober for the last 8 years
sometimes that's scrolling through the years of live tweeting my journey down a spiralling hellscape into jaws of death and narrowly escaping

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I guess I haven’t tweeted all year. Let me bring y’all up to speed:

America. Yo. Fuck this place.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

Hm. I guess it’s been a while. https://t.co/rdbR3fO221

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@dELYSEious reminds me of ur elegant comparisons between sex work and other forms of work. Bodies r currency always, 4 good and/or for ill https://t.co/EYCcbtsFAW

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

Ok. Super. 👍🏻 https://t.co/vf4q28pvS6

[pappa gorgio @pappaknowsall]

@dELYSEious
muslims are terrorists
#takeoffyourhat
#secondamendment

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I just got free cheesecake at BK for being hot and kind of a bitch. Believe in yourself, kids. Dreams can come true.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I just ran 7 miles and now all I want to do is bleed and poop and nap and I gotta pick no more than 2 out of the 3. #sext

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I mean really, Donald Trump never even owned any of the women he assaulted so that's a step up from say, our founding fathers. We'll be fine

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

Everyone relax, nothing in US history has ever prevented rapists from being perfectly fine Presidents.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

Can we convince @paulfeig to reboot #Election2016 with all girls?

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

My plans for tomorrow. #ElectionNight

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

@TrimpireLegend if you need to go back, go back. ❤️

Keep yourself safe.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

Oh. Right. He bullied her into silence. Carry on. This is fine. https://t.co/zNz9Hw1lCD

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

@bnprime even if they are, he won't be president until January.

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

@TrimpireLegend I've been sober 8 months now. Tonight is honestly, seriously and truly, the closest I've felt to giving in. Pact?

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall

[cowboy wojo @dELYSEious]

I. Can't. 😞 https://t.co/cJNsc4Vwd0