BB Sevilla

🇺🇸🇨🇦🇵🇷 Nattering nabob. 97% albino hedgehog. If I've followed you but our politics differ, don't bug; I just think you're interesting.

#DiamondisKing

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

My Mother-In-Law painted this picture of our family and it's the single greatest present I've ever gotten.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@damintoell What it sounds like when a crab throws up on a herpe.

[Covie @covie_93]

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Yesterday, Reuters captured ICE breaking down a door and dragging a man out half-naked into the freezing cold in Saint Paul.

According to his sister-in-law, they returned him after realizing he’s a naturalized U.S. citizen with no criminal record.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

It’s important to remember that anyone who argued that ABC wasn’t acting at the behest of government pressure is both a liar and a fool.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@janecoaston Cleanliness is next to godlessness.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Communists used to do this all the time.
There were always 5 year plans or 10 year plans and then they would lie about the results anyway

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@redsteeze That's a reasonable response to not having anything to apologize for.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Why is free speech in scare quotes here?

If you have to be 100% accurate in your speech on TV then Donald Trump would have zero supporters on television.

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@RepNancyMace Happy Constitution Day you awful, awful person.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@RachelBitecofer @InezFeltscher Hey weenies! How about you shut up about Pol Pot until you disavow Robespierre!

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@damintoell I like you, sir.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@DoomGenPod Although I guess this would be a good place to insert a Shirley Temple of Doom joke.

How many Shirley temples of Doom does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know probably just the one. Light bulbs are pretty easy work.

Listen I'm not a good jokester.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@DoomGenPod I love Shirley Temple, but I'm wondering if that was the right gif. Because honestly I just about crashed my fucking car laughing at that.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@DoomGenPod Since I can't have painkillers I asked my dentist to pipe this in while I was getting a root canal, but he fell asleep in my mouth and now we've both been stuck like this since Thursday.

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

@DoomGenPod So fabulously funny in "Adventures in Babysitting."

https://t.co/7DV4xqGLQq

[BB Sevilla @bbsevilla]

Solid, solid tweet.

[japecake @japecake]

@JonahDispatch LOL, imagine, say, Ron Nessen welcoming the Unknown Comic into the White House press pool in 1975 as Saigon was falling and the Khmer Rouge was lopping heads off left and right in Cambodia.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Oh fuck off David. He pandered to a fan base, lied, and fueled the paranoia he now monetizes. He deliberately harmed the country for fun and profit. And you’re sitting there kissing his ass (the way you once kissed mine) and talking to me about how I “lectured” people? I’m embarrassed for you.