deli

19 || cant help but spit || DNI debbie downers

[deli @delysh_]

im like a mole the way i dig around

[deli @delysh_]

arnold schwarzebrother

[deli @delysh_]

still hungup on him? imagine him sending a try-hard text on tinder just to get ignored

[deli @delysh_]

im due for a cartwheel soon

[Tony Time 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @TonyDecima]

@VoidOfRoses I’ve seen enough he can run again

[deli @delysh_]

never date a guy with blond leg hair

[deli @delysh_]

girl who definitely has chlamydia: i just have a thriving microbiome

[deli @delysh_]

@krinkleberg this is ur funniest tweet yet

[kristen ❧ @krinkleberg]

Im taking my ass back to the situationship store

[deli @delysh_]

the dom sub relationship between a 18 wheeler and the tiny car stuck behind it

[deli @delysh_]

@seraphwav i always figure talking to an ex is bad idk

[deli @delysh_]

maybe next summer

[deli @delysh_]

@seraphwav thanks i move back tmr so it should be a lot easier :)

[deli @delysh_]

you ever look at a goat’s eyes and get jealous

[deli @delysh_]

ive become what i hate (a debbie downer)

[deli @delysh_]

drowning in guilt rn but its okay because all you can drink is only a day away

[deli @delysh_]

the female ability to say the evilest cruelist things and hurt a man worse than anyones ever hurt them before

[deli @delysh_]

im due for a burning at the stake