Elyse

[Elyse @delysium2003]

The ac in my apartment is fully broken i had a heat induced nightmare about multiple hamsters dying under my care and wokeup with 5 active pimples

[Elyse @delysium2003]

"This job would be perfect alongside another job 😊"

[Rae @raepotus]

Just got rejected for a job where you literally have to do nothing

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@RealSceneTalk @wormlover92 Omfg johnny chill

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@neeterrant Better😍

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@neeterrant Thanks man

[Elyse @delysium2003]

Im on suicide watch in the sense that im watching myself commit sucide in my mind over and over again

[Elyse @delysium2003]

If you lay catatonic for long enough your body will disappear into a puff

[Elyse @delysium2003]

The torture is back

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@wormlover92 Tender as a muh...ther DEER WITH HER BABY! 😊

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@wormlover92 Thats good

[Elyse @delysium2003]

When your front smells like cheeseburger after the skate sesh

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@wormlover92 One of the good ones☺️

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@atlasinthewest Lol its an apartment so i think they probably can. to my great dismay

[Elyse @delysium2003]

Didnt realize it was frowned upon to utilize the meager outdoor space afforded to me

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@wormlover92 I would need a few pieces of shredded cheddar

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@AuraBeetle For sure

[Elyse @delysium2003]

@wormlover92 Poop tanline
From a bunch of it coming out of your butt?

[garshmo @garshmo]

I can give myself a fever using only a thought