spoons

city mouse / overemployed artist :')
she/her

[spoons @demafrogue_]

@erinisaway i once had an ovarian cyst burst (didn’t know what it was the time tho) and as soon as we parked in the ER parking lot my mom said “my insurance for my new job doesn’t start until next week… so unless you think you’re about to die maybe just try to power through”

[spoons @demafrogue_]

My mom recently had an episode of vertigo that caused her to vomit repeatedly and she couldn’t get up. EMTs showed up and treated her like shit, refusing to help her up off the floor or down the front steps, probably because she was showing similar symptoms as an overdose

[Cher @cher]

WHERE THE FK IS BRITTNEY GRINER,& WHAT’S🇺🇸DOING 2 FREE HER⁉️SHE’S SENT 2 RUSSIAN PENAL COLONY. ITS HARD LABOR,NO MEDS,&PPL DIE‼️🇺🇸HAS NO IDEA WHERE SHE IS.
“WHAT BLEEDS LEADS”IN 🇺🇸.WILL WE LET HER DIE,BECAUSE SHE’S NO LONGER FRONT PAGE NEWS⁉️.🇺🇸HAS THE ATTEN. SPAN OF A FRUIT🪰

[spoons @demafrogue_]

needing a frog and toad moment

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.

[spoons @demafrogue_]

@moontwerk my mom once said to someone “i love your accent! where in new york are you from?” and they said “i dont have an accent i have a speech impediment” 🥲

[spoons @demafrogue_]

If y’all could please share or if you can contribute anything at all that would really mean a lot

Help Our Family Recover from Loss of Home https://t.co/JJEa2m9jUY

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week

[spoons @demafrogue_]

i wanna know more about the guy on the subway holding a covid test and a single rose

[spoons @demafrogue_]

is spongebob a cult someone pls help me understand

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If you don’t think SpongeBob is hilarious, you have no place in my life.

[بيورك سبيرز @bjorkspears]

Because it’s joga’s birthday today, it’s tme to cleanse your tl with a children’s choir sing björk…goosebumps man

[spoons @demafrogue_]

@JODIE_RAYGUN didnt have the channel bc rural and poor and the way i was SHAMED for it ??!

[@cocotemple]

He says what we are ALL afraid to say

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

During the 1980s, the queen tried to stop Princess Diana's work in HIV advocacy, telling her to do something "more pleasant." But Diana ignored her, instead using her platform to tackle stigma and offer comfort to terrified people sick with what was then a terminal illness.

[matt @dogfather]

give me her corgis

[spoons @demafrogue_]

idk maybe *some* things dont have to be poetic

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[spoons @demafrogue_]

texted the gc that i dyed my hair and no one said anything.. villain origin story

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

[spoons @demafrogue_]

my ex was VERY concerned with my body count, despite it being almost exactly the same as his (his also was higher). learned my lesson and will never tell anyone ever again lmao

[spoons @demafrogue_]

I do think that min wage should be higher and that standard of living should be higher for everyone. but sometimes i feel like people think if you can’t afford takeout every night of the week then you’re the poorest most pitiful creature in the world

[spoons @demafrogue_]

anyone else get frustrated when people say “NO ONE CAN LIVE IN NYC WITH LESS THAN 50k A YEAR INCOME” 50k a year income is def how to live here comfortably, but here i am completely independent living off 27k a year and i make above min wage. feels patronizing that people 1/

[spoons @demafrogue_]

say this. makes me wonder if they know poor people. bc there’s people here living off way less. it’s hard but it doesn’t mean its not possible!! also just because something doesnt meet your standard of living doesn’t mean that it doesn’t meet someone else’s